Willie T & Doctor X

Doctor X wrote this tale about his first date with Christine, a very nice girl that hung out with our crowd in our teens and 20s, and a good friend still.  The stars were not aligned for the two that night,however.  Doc took Christine out to Andy's Disco Pizza, in Bristol, CT.  Always a gentleman, he opened the car door for her.  His timing on closing the door, unfortunately, was a wee bit off, and he ended up slamming it shut on her leg.  The date went drastically downhill from there, and though they remain good friends, romance was sadly not in the cards!
Soon afterward, Doctor X penned the words to this song.  We set it to music, and added this snappy little downtime number to our old band's repertoire.  The night we debuted the tune at the old Kingsbury Hotel, on Harrison Ave., in downtown Waterbury, all our friends came out, including Christine, who turned beet red when we started playing it.  It was a priceless moment!  We all laugh about it now.  Years later, we recorded it on our Hogs On Ice CD, and to our delight and amazement, it has been very popular on Internet radio stations around the world!